Base Raid Success!

Raddish Boy and I surveyed the base from a cliff nearby, and discovered by use of the map, that there is a secret enterance on the north side. we went right in and fell out of the ventillatin deck right onto the sleeping Karot King. this is where we got lucky. the King just rolled over and snored. we crept over to his desk and stole some of the things we needed. Raddis Boy then placed some fake papers on the desk and it was about then that we realized that we were trapped inside the enemy base, deep underground, next to the sleeping leader. so we hid in a closet. as soon as we closed the door, the Karot woke up, realized there ws a hole in his ceiling and called security. Potato warriors came rushing into the room.

Sucks for us.

Anyway, we escaped by detonating a Cry-Bomb in the room and escaping the way we came in, taking a right, and blowing our way out of the east wall into the open air. we flew along, until we realised that the Onionmobile can't fly.

Then the onionmobile hit the ground.

Anyway, now we're in the hospital, but we consider this a success because the Karot King can be tracked anywhere a sattelite can reach him, he has fake plans, and he's in a bad mood.

We both agree the latter is the best.

--Onion Man

getting ready

Hi all. we recently recived an attachment for the cry-ray which changes it into a longer-range weapon. we have stayed in the water raddish town for the last few days, and we are certainly enjoying ourselves. however, we dont have an onionmobile (it was taken by the Karot King) we should be heading out tomorrow.

Free as a bird.

Hi. we finally got free after i found a lock pick wedged in a crack. we got out of the cell and ran to the elevator. by the time we got the ground level, however, some potato warrior had gone and alerted the entire comound! we thought we were done for untill raddish boy spotted the tank. we hopped in and blasted a hole in the wall, allowing us to go through the only wall the overlooked the ocean. we got out of the sinking tank quickly and swam for land. i would've posted on this blog earlier, but the palm pilot was lost untill we found it in a lost and fount at the beach. thank rutebega for waterproof plastics. onion man out.

--Onion Man

From Jail

Hi all. Onion Man hid this palm pilot in his stalks, so we can contact the outside world. the guards come around about every 20 or so minutes, so i think we have time to type. last night, Onion Man and I slept in the onionmobile on a cliff near the sea. apparently, the Karot King knows our vehicle. a few potato warriors surrounded us and took us captive. we expect the Karot King to come down to the Dungeon level and monolouge to us. Wait... onion man just found something. I've got to go. SYLTR

--Raddish Boy

In Trouble

Slept overnight. got caught by guards.in trouble. send help!

--Raddish Boy

I hope they dont intercept this

Hi all. it's raddish boy. I have to wait in the onionmobile while Onion Man takes out the guard post. i would've gone with him, but he wanted to go alone, and I forgot my stealth suit on my bed at home, so i would be quite noticable. anyway, Onion man decided to sneak in and steal the base plans. i won't be able to publish them here, because they're probably copyrighted. Anyhoo, I decided to hop on the computer in here and link up to the O-sat. we should be able to sneak into th base later tonight, so i'll bring my palmtop to blog with you. Oh! here comes onion man! maybe he has something to say!

--Raddish Boy

Hi! i got into the base, and after incapacitating the two potato warriors with my cry-ray gun, i snuck inside the post. since the guards and personnell were the potato warriors, I can guess that the karot king is behind this plot. we'll see in a few days when Raddish Boy return. right now, er're going to the nearest town, chesopia. it's a major port town run mostly by water chesnots, the best sailors i can think of. anyway, I have a friend, Herb, who should be able to make a 3-d model of the base. it looks very hard to get into, but all we need to do is get to the sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub basement (the -18th floor), which is the computer room. Raddish boy has told me he's bringing his palmtop, so we'll keep in touch.

--Onion Man

See ya!

Raddish Boy and I are hurredly packing for a trip to this island. apparently, some kind of supervillan has made his secret base on this island, and raddish boy and i need to check it out. we'll be posting from the trip, but we may not post while we're inside. too risky. anyway, wish us luck!

it went well

The date with miss raspberry went good, we just went and saw a movie down at the root vegtable plaza. there has been no crime for a few days, so it's been really boring. and Raddish Boy, I WON AT THAT STAR WARS GAME. And no, I'm not mad at him. anyway, miss raspberry and I went out for dinner after the movie (the vegitrix) at the chez raddish. Raddishboy loves that place, and i decided to try it out. it was pretty good. anyway, Raddish Boy and I expect something to happen tomorrow, because stuf usually happens or people get bored.

--Onion Man

Sittin' Around

today was pretty boring, and Onion Man and I spent all day playng videogames and pool. Onion man has a date with miss raspberry tonight, so i'm stuck at home with the computer. I won about twenty dollars off of Onion Man at pool today. He got mad after I beat him at videogames too. we went down to the workout room right after lunch to keep our superheroness up. ;) Otherwise, today was boring.

--Raddish Boy

Hello!

Hi. My m'name is Onion Man, although you might know me by my alter-ego, Sir Onion. Raddish boy, my sidekick, and I live up in the Onion mansion on Onion hill. We have been fighting crime ever since we were bought from the store and escaped to Veggieville, the secet undeground vegtable society that noboy is supposed to know about so forget I told you. ... forget I told you my alter ego too, for that matter, because nobody is supposed to know its me, but its too late because i'm too lazy to g back and fix it. ... even though i'm active enough to fight crime... ow! my brain hurts. Anyway, Raddish Boy and I fight crime seven days a week. the best part about it is that we get a government salary, and a lot of our stuff is government issue. the Onionmobile, however, has been in my family for a while, and Raddish Boy and I souped it up.
Aaanyway... Either Raddish Boy or I will TRY to publish here every day, but if we dont, it's because wer'e off crime fghting. thanks!