Hello!

Hi. My m'name is Onion Man, although you might know me by my alter-ego, Sir Onion. Raddish boy, my sidekick, and I live up in the Onion mansion on Onion hill. We have been fighting crime ever since we were bought from the store and escaped to Veggieville, the secet undeground vegtable society that noboy is supposed to know about so forget I told you. ... forget I told you my alter ego too, for that matter, because nobody is supposed to know its me, but its too late because i'm too lazy to g back and fix it. ... even though i'm active enough to fight crime... ow! my brain hurts. Anyway, Raddish Boy and I fight crime seven days a week. the best part about it is that we get a government salary, and a lot of our stuff is government issue. the Onionmobile, however, has been in my family for a while, and Raddish Boy and I souped it up.
Aaanyway... Either Raddish Boy or I will TRY to publish here every day, but if we dont, it's because wer'e off crime fghting. thanks!