Back from fruittown

Hi! Raddish boy and I just arrived back from our award ceremony in fruittown. We went to collect our reward for killing the Amazing Apricot a few weeks back when he tried to take over the world. the town finally decided to award us. I even got a statue of myself put up in the park. the only thing going through my mind was that I either need to lose some weight, or the artist needs to not be so realistic.

Anyway, the other highlight of the trip was the Big Apple, a rather large restauraunt run and staffed by apples. we ate some excellent food there and went off to sleep. great place.

So anyway, we took the O-jet home and we are happily awaiting another adventure

--Onion Man

The Mushroom Killers

In short, we whooped them.

In long, we snuck through the ventilation shaft and hid right inside the front doors. Mushroom Mel himself arrived and cut the ribbon and walked inside. I unleashed a double backflip-kick to his upper head (he has two, and looks like two button mushrooms stacked on top of one another). Anyway, I accidentally knocked him right back through the doors and into the crowd of his very own mushroom maulers. He shouted “charge” and we were beset upon by a fight a scene so horrific, they might have to rate my next documentary “R”

After the dust and mushroom parts settled, we noticed that the villain himself was missing. We took pursuit, but after we realized Raddish boy's right leg was missing, we decided to go back and then make a quick foray into the hospital. He should be fine in the morning.

--Onion Man

Another villan is in town!

Mushroom Mel: the villianist villan, the evilist evil, the worstist worst. He is opening another "Mushroom Mel's house of pain (and bingo) in town. He will be in town for the ribbon-cutting tomorrow. Our Mission: Interrupt him and shut him down.

Permanently.

Anyway, our plan is to hide out inside the building untill he arrives and do some major kung-fu on him, and hopefully smack him into the middle of next week.

Maybe we are getting too evil: we might want to tone ourselves down a bit.

--Onion Man

Another Good Day

Hi all. today, Onion Man And I went down to the city to get breakfast. We had a great Pancake breakfast and then headed over to a superhero costume convention. I had three Look-Alikes. I entered myself and only won second place.

Apparently some other raddish looks more like me than I do.

Anyway, Onion man just looked around because he still has the neck brace on. he actually was recognised by a rutebega, and gave a short speechabout crime fighting. all of his look-alikes (at least 25!) memorized every word. I heard a few of them practicing in an alleyway, trying to get the voice just right.

Maybe we're more popular than we thought.

--Raddish Boy

Free Again!

Hi all. we're finally out of the hospital. Onion Man still has to wear a neck brace, but we should be fighting crime within a week.

--Raddish Boy